Akasazh

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

Why and how does one switch districts?

Is that an overnight affair, out does one need to win an election in the new district?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago

The Geiger counter can be pre recorded, creating the illusion it was life, yet allowing the composition to be crafted around it

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

I did afterwards, but it's not something that can be considered common knowledge.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 1 day ago (9 children)

What is Rooshv?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 18 points 1 day ago

When did you find out she was smoking crack in the loo?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Hey don't stigmatize!

It could've been glowing his truck nuts as well.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago

Have you tried?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

That's why they try and verbally violate it every fucking time

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago

And my constant

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe. I have seen pineapple flavored drinks though

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I'd drink it. Still just kiwi would be great imho

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

He's a sail ant

 
 

By raising for the first time the idea of sending troops to Ukraine, the French leader "has taken a further step toward belligerence," blasted his rival Marine Le Pen, of the far-right Rassemblement National (RN) party. She accused him of "posing an existential risk to 70 million French people, and more particularly to our armed forces already deployed in Eastern Europe."

"You've been waiting for the first opportunity to remind people of your true loyalties [and] "show your true colors," retorted Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, who had left the Paris Agricultural Show to attend the verbal joust. "When you read the investigations that are being carried out, [such as one published by the Washington Post on December 30, showing the RN's persistent links with Moscow], you have to wonder whether Vladimir Putin's troops aren't already in our country," he continued. "I'm talking about you and your troops, Ms. Le Pen."

 

During Covid lots of sorts were broadcast without any spectators. I found that it increased my viewing pleasure. No screaming crowds trying to make the most noise with drums (soccer), no altercations, no people throwing things or making annoying noices (MMA), no crazy people next to the road pushing cyclists.

Just the people doing the sport, I can hear them shout, swear and get punched. I can see bike racing without fear a crazy fan will jump in front of the pack for a photo for their grandma.

I don't need an audience to get hyped or to distract everybody with jeers and racist shouting. For me the fans are the worst part of the sport. I don't enjoy watching them, I want to see the athletes doing their thing.

 

...it was a true carbu-rant

 

In this thread, the second link 'midrange models' somehow links to a NSFW 'hot wife in kitchen' link.

Look at my posts in the comment chain. I first thought it was an error by the poster, but the source is legit, but even when I copy the source connect still servers me the hot wife in the kitchen.

Now I found this only amusing and strange, but it could really do harm for people in a work environment.

Maybe some more people can chime in to see if the error is reproducible?

 

Clemens VII n Malaga cathedral

 

Bean

 

Many people know that Amerika was named after Amerigo Vespucci. It turns out tha Amerigo is the Medieval Italian name for Emmerich, a rather uninspiring German city close to the Dutch border.

 

When browsing on any other setting, at some point I'm back to local/active. This is annoying since when I switch back to another setting, it hasn't saved where I am, so I have to read through all the same posts again.

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