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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.

[–] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] parpol@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

Two fish swim into a wall.

One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What do you call a deer with one eye?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 days ago
[–] GoddessNoAi@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.