this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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Malicious Compliance

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People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.

[–] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Zorque is envied by every gent,

’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent

Every saint and sinner

Can each be a winner

When his dick’s in the beauty pageant

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The last time I tried that the police were called.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not as fabulous as you thought.

[–] Johnny5@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Just got to find the right contest, friend

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"Instructions unclear" popped into my mind immediately.