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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well, people definitely notice the sign.

Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else's post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I'll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.

Boom. Question answered.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 5 days ago

From my recent garage sale:

A sign beside a road that reads “Garage Salad” and features an arrow pointing left

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

YOU'RE WRONG THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

wait?

heh heh

Good try buddy. I'm not falling for that old trick.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, actually... If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.

[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

HA HA YOU FOOL!!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! I knew the cheese was on the Nachos the whole time!

Cunningham's Law

Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you're more likely to get the help you need.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its like they went to the same school!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aww, look at the little hortlets.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Random Red Shirt:

Sir! We're detecting... they... they read like Hitler particle emissions but... something's off...

Kirk:

Hortler.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 days ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago

Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they're selling.

[–] pero@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

Yarb sale in the big yale

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 9 points 5 days ago

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

The first one is clearly in Boston.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago
[–] mememuseum@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Those are mimics

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Are they AI generated or something?

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Those people were home schooled

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

A jorb well done

YARE YARE DAZE (sale)

[–] Tiptopit@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

Probably not those people

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look, we all can't get into Yal6, okay.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Getting into Yale is easy! It's yust getting out that's hard.

shamelessly stolen


[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

"yard sard" kind of appeals to me tbh. I'd like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Obedience and conformity.

Same as always.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

Yale Sale

Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Looks like people who talk with a deep drawl.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Homeschooling?