son_named_bort

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Trendy new look [Haus of Decline] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

You became the dud.

What consoles are best enhanced by emulation? On the inverse, what consoles do you find provide a better experience than emulation? in c/emulation@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

MAME is a good emulator for arcade emulation, particularly old arcade machines. It's a lot easier than having a bunch of arcade cabinets, that's for sure. It also emulates a large amount of old consoles and computers, including obscure stuff like the Game.com.

Delivery in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Don't top your landlord, they don't deserve it.

Preference in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

To give to trick or treaters.

It's coming! :( in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I like how whoever made this didn't bother to put IE on the first door.

How can I talk/write like Snake from The Simpsons? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah wallet inspector

What are your favorite shows and why? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Peace at last in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

What can I say, I'm gay for Moleman.

Peace at last in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not Moe!

What do you want to do when you retire? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Yell at clouds

Project 2025 mastermind allegedly told colleagues he killed a dog with a shovel in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Customer service sucks because they want you to give up. Saves on wages, saves on resolving your issue/return in c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even if you do speak to a representative, most of the time they can't help you because they're only trained to help solve issues that can be solved online.

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)
 
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I Hear You Like Vans, Well Here's Van Morrison (lemmy.world)
 
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River (lemmy.world)
 
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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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