Because the langoliers got them?
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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That was the first Steven King movie I saw when I was a teenager. Messed me up.
I saw it on TV when I was 7 or 8. I had nightmares for months.
yeah balki doesn't do well
Only time travel to the future is possible. For example I will time travel one hour into the future and it will take me one hour to get there
My Lemmy client says your comment is 1h old. Is it possible to learn this power?
You can travel to the past. You just need to take a plane to somewhere in a negative offset time zone.
Unless you're traveling close to the speed of light!
Your brain is a time machine. However, it cannot effect the reality that you physically reside in.
Time machine, but not a space machine
And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.
If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can't return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.
Ok so we need
You can travel through space too, but again, it won't affect the world you physically reside in.
😔
Ackshzually ☝🤓 It will displace the air molecules around you causing a subtle but uncontrollable chain of events that will culminate in the next category 6 typhoon in Japan. Quickly, freeze!
The people are all gone, the Langoliers just haven't shown up yet.
Even though a bit cringy because of the metaphysical stuff, I really liked that twist on the time travel trope.
It is a plot point in the sci-fi series Perry Rhodan, where they push the whole solar system 15 minutes into the future (iirc) to hide it from the rest of the universe.
So if aliens launch a nuke at the solar system, you would have died 15 minutes ago? 🤔
No, sounds like the solar system just got pushed out of phase with the rest of their universe.
you can easily return to the past
but a tree used to be there where you are and now you've impaled it
Well, if we follow that logic, then where you end up is the emptiness of space, even if you go back exactly one year.
People tend to forget that the Earth not only goes around the sun, but the whole system is moving, so Earth is not in the same place as it was a year ago, even if it is relative to the sun.
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NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.
Reminds me of white Christmas from black Mirror
Langoliers but worse special effects
♪♫ He's gonna take you back to the past ♪♫