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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'd eat the fuck out of that pizza and I am lactose intolerant.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 weeks ago

For all intensive purposes excuse me while I kiss this guy.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

How insensitive! Lactose are people too.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm lactose too and my wife would chancla the shit outta me then make me sleep outside for a week. Might be worth it though, looks tasty.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm lactose too

Watch out for @TommySoda@lemmy.world then. They won't tolerate you.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Least cheese-loving lactose intolerant human

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago

My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

[–] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bone ape tit

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

Does Lemmy have a bone Apple Tea group? We need one if not.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn’t cheese not usually very high in lactose.

To be fair when I say the word cheese I have no idea if it’s equivalent to whatever the fuck american fast food places call cheese.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Every pizza chain in the US uses low moisture reduced fat mozzarella or a similar mozzarella romano blend of cheese shreds. I've worked at all of the major chains, and a few of the minor ones.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm well the Mozarella they sell here in Switzerland is extremely low lactose, but again I do not know if this is equivalent to what is called mozarella in the US.

I remember seeing cheese called “Gruyere” in the US which would be literally banned for false advertising in europe because it has nothing to do with actual gruyere.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well I never worked at any of the commissaries, so I don't know how it is made. The raw product tastes like real cheese, but I suppose with enough food chemistry you could fake that.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fresh cheese is high in lactose. Aged cheese is not.

Depends on the type of cheese and if they they have any unusual processing involved.

[–] Nexy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

I like my cheese with a bit of pizza

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lack toes in toddler ants

Lactose intolerance.

I had to read that fragment of a sentence way too many times to make the slightest sense of it.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I swear why do people try spelling it like that??????

As in, using real words to pronounce another word as if it was Japan with kanji

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't know! I honestly do not know!

[–] melooone@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I see it so often with so many different words, I kinda got used to it.

  • Bone apple tea -> Bon Appétit
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Bone Jaw -> Bonjour
  • Sauce -> Source
  • Hippocrip -> Hypocrite
  • Artistic -> Autistic
  • Parmesan -> Parma jawn
  • Pasghetti -> Spaghetti
[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Is Domino even using real cheese?
I tried their "pizza" once and it was barely stomachable
Maybe it's better in the USA than in Europe, but I can't imagine why this is a successful chain.
It's not even cheap...

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IMO in the US it's the best of the national chains. But I know it's pretty different overseas.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's okay to be wrong

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Would you like some sauce with your sugar?

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They used to be awful, and in 2009, they ran an ad campaign explaining as much and informing you that they've changed.

My understanding is that they are much better now, but I've not eaten there since then, so I'm not sure. Either way, maybe Domino's Europe is only loosely affiliated and still uses the old shit.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dominos is disgusting. It's basically the McDonald's of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Careful. Next comes the pizza oven. After that, never enjoying pizza out again.

(as a friend would have me believe at least)

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't even need a pizza stone, I use a granite tile I got at the home improvement store

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

in my experience just a regular metal oven pan is enough, like yeah it won't look exactly like a wood fired pizza but i for one don't generally fucking look at the bottom of the pizza as i am too busy eating it

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A pizza stone gives you a super crisp bottom crust while leaving the middle chewy

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

i will never understand this pizza elitism, even a fucking frozen pan pizza (which is the sloppiest of slop) is not actually bad..

I had dominos in india and the US, and let me tell you, it's way better in the US.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminder that Domino retracted from Italy

[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Around me, Domino's is good enough emergency pizza, and cheap enough if you use one of their coupon deals and pick it up yourself.

On a scale of 0 being a cockroach pit and 10 being a mom and pop shop in Chicago, they're about a 5.5. It would be better if they cut down on the salt.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something makes me want to step in it.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

One sec let me register

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is this cheese with pizza?

[–] chrislowles@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Someone call Jack we got some material for a new YGS, also holy shit that's a lot of cheese.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

YGS

yokel game store

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Double it and give it to the next person

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You'll be having cheese dreams tonight.

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[–] Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lack toes intolerance

cheesezzawich???

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