This has only seemingly been picked up by:

• https://hhjonline.com/eat-your-meat-p19251-189.htm
• https://dailynewsreported.com/food/a-man-dual-wielding-raw-steaks-slaps-diners-in-the-face-at-vegan-restaurant-yelling-if-you-dont-eat-your-meat-you-cant-have-any-pudding/

Some kinda head tilting quotes:

One more thing. They set up grief counseling for those who had a piece of red meat touch their cheeks AND those who endured watching the uncooked bovine slices flying through the air. Afterwards they climbed into their EVs and headed to their tree houses. It is California, you know.

Of the dozen or so victims of Brewer’s, 3 were sent to the local hospital with superficial wounds. Most of the injuries were of the emotional variety and all of the victims had a chance to speak with grief counselors. A candlelight vigil is planned for this coming weekend is hopes of raising positive vibes to heal the community.

Couple that with "larry's secret garden ojai" not apparently existing.

It's not not the onion

Not cool. I fucking hate vegans that try to guilt and convert people as much as I hate these idiots that think this is cool. Let people be.

EDIT:

People in the comments below prove my point. Enough said.

...What a dick

I thought "not the onion" wasn't supposed to be satire, except I don't know if this even counts as satire, this is just dumb. Literally the same joke, every time.

Roger Waters needs to calm the fuck down

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!"

He wasted those ssteaks :(

WTF!

police fear copycat crimes may start popping up and they asking the community to band together in solidarity against these “terroristic attacks”. Clinton Brewer is currently being held on $10,000 bail at Ventura County lockup

This has to be a joke, right?

If its true, someone set him up a gofundme so the 73yo can have a short and successful career as a comedian.

What an absolute madlad!

I found this at other sites too. https://hhjonline.com/eat-your-meat-p19251-189.htm