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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!” (dailynewsreported.com)

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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found this on the About section of the page:

Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

Sauce: https://dailynewsreported.com/about-us/

[–] MercuryUprising@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Comedy website"