That duck fucks
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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What about the monkey. I'd fuck that monkey.
Now say it 10 times very fast.
:'( can't
I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.
The pig looks tight ngl
I remember seeing a faded, sun bleached poster of this on the wall of our guidance counsellor's office and thinking, those animals look so adorable. Didn't make me want to smoke but also didn't make me not want to.
This was made by a Furry.
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.
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Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.
That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.
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Just look at these losers.
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up
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It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.
Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.
I know. I haven't smoked in 18 yrs but those animals have me thinking again.
Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.
Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.
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Which smoking animal do you feel like today?
Frog
The frog looks cool af
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In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.
Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.
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I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.
Weirdest DND alignment chart.
Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.
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The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
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The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece
That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.
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