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this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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This just reaffirmed that I'm 100% a leg person.
And I'm a 100% into Grinches now.
Grinches love big gulps.
This Who only has a Small Gulp.
Boots has gone on my list of kinks.
I don't know if this is a man or a woman (or even a person), but I'm strangely really into it. I don't know what that says about me.
That's Dean Craig Pelton from Community, I think he identifies as male
I mean, I think this looks absolutely ridiculous...
... but I certainly could not bend over like that in 1 foot heels without falling over and breaking my ankle and probably wrist.
Impressive!
Grinch is demonstrating some proper technique here!
So is knee surgery tomorrow or not?
I think I’d be worried about absolutely destroying my ankles, but knees are a close second
Nah, a good pair of tall platforms will really close tightly around the ankle to stabilize.
But yeah, that's to the detriment of your knees, and quite possibly your face.
Got it, thanks for the explanation
How the Grinch stole virginity.
Whoa.... Big Gulps, huh?
All riiiight....
Funny what a few years down the road might bring:
Goals! 🥰
They chose to become a Grunch instead of a Sainte.
"This better not awaken something in me"
my gender
oh my
Gonna roll an ankle in those things
nah, rolled ankles happen when there's little support around the ankle and when you walk with sidewards momentum. Boots stabilize the ankle really well and at that height, you basically walking on stilts rather than heels (plus the sole is rounded to guide your momentum forwards). It's surprisingly comfortable, as long as you don't stand still for too long.
That feel when no goth grinch GF.