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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 130 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."

two weeks later

Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

:p

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[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pooping naked as we speak

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

He fighting for his life

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, wearing flip flops

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

He's thinking.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hey we've all had those days

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect

Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.

Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!

[–] Ahoy@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 3 weeks ago

Ruining people's forearm workouts smh

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

This is abhorrent

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago

Name and shame

[–] xep@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)

I hated everything about it

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer

[–] Breve@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

I hate to inform you that hotels do this so people who are using the room to hook up with a sex worker can watch and make sure they aren't being robbed while they're in the shower or bathroom.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?

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[–] joker125@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This shit hot lmao....

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