Pantsofmagic

That you should have spun faster so the food would be pushed further down into him as he flew through the air?

I like those XLERATOR dryers because when you stick your frank and beans in them they make your balls flutter fast enough to play a tune reminiscent of a kazoo.

Or an AI generated version of him puppeted by Taytay who has a great excuse for doing so.

Cheesing?

The technology for this has existed for 20+ years and is actually fairly common. It's often referred to as dynamic range compression. I think the chief complaint here is that it needs to be more accessible. Pre-applying it would mess up too many use cases.

Yeah no kidding, this guy uses decibel scale but doesn't understand decibel scale. I fucking hate leaf blowers but 55dB seems like a reasonable starting point to me. It won't even barely reach your yard from a neighbor's.

I love a lot of the ideas in this thread but a ton of them are actually consequential.

There was a time when this wasn't a thing. It wasn't even that long ago (for some of us)

Having a conversation with a voice assistant in public should be a minor felony.

Imagine the possibilities when AI gets involved and can't distinguish between killing children (programming) vs IRL.

Isn't yours?

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