Ask Lemmy

The United States of America National Anthem.

Oh, probably this song or one like it:

Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.

"Last Christmas"

No idea how it's called but the one that goes like "maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha"

I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.

Happy birthday song.

Now it's even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith

"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.

Title and all? I would pick . If anyone disagrees, you're lying.

Crazy Frog.

1-877-CARS-4KIDS

K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

Queen's Radio Ga-Ga so I won't have PTSD about it anymore. When I was 19, I worked on a cruise ship that was still in the final stages of construction and at one point they were testing the PA system by playing that song, on repeat, for seven whole fucking days.

Happy Birthday

Kokomo. It's just the worst.

Since I choose, am I aware of the song being gone afterwards? Can I choose a Beatles song that the world loves and then “write” it and profit from it? (See the movie “Yesterday”.) It’s interesting that a lot of answers are “get rid of the song that I don’t like. Okay, I get that. But! If I’m aware that the song is gone afterwards, I’d choose whatever the most sung religious song is just to see what that affects.

The Song That Never Ends—we’ll finally rescue all those people who started singing it not knowing what it was.

Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.

Beverly Hills - Weezer

I actually quite like Weezer, but goddamn that song drives me nuts for some reason I can't put my finger on. A close second is Bubbly - Colbie Caillat, in large part because of the line "I get the tingles in a silly place". It's such a deranged way to say you're horny.

Bird is the word irritates me in ways I cannot describe

That stupid background music for "chad" tiktok videos.

~~probably a hot take:~~

• Turkey in the Straw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjTVmv8p7vo

This song. My freshman year roommate is probably responsible for a million of those plays and he ALWAYS played it at max volume on his laptop.

Either his mom filled out his roommate survey or the university didn't read them. That was a rough semester.

No one's gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i'll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.

The "oh no oh no" high pitched "song" from TikTok that plays from my mom's phone when I'm about to sleep

Baaaaby SHARK! Do-da-dooo, baby SHark…..

last christmas 😁

Hello sorcerer. Please erase "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. It annoys me anyway, but it not like it makes being a woman sound especially inspiring either ("Colour my hair, do what I dare" - woah, slow down there Shania!). Thanks.

I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.