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Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

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[โ€“] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh come now. Everyone needs money somehow. This is one of the more honest ways to get it.

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its a besties thing, I could easily be on either side of this convo with mine LMAO

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Does your bestie not know where you work?

[โ€“] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's nice of you to add alt text for the image in the description but isn't there an ActivityPub standard for that? Mastodon has, would be nice if Lemmy had it too.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

I use the native one if I don't need line breaks to reasonably explain everything.

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?

I assosiate them with pirates.

[โ€“] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

I associate these comments with kids.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its laughing so hard you died.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Its laughing so hard you died.

You dead.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago

That's so funny. It killed me.

I'm literally dead

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like how people say 'im dead' when something is funny

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Really, how can they say "I'm dead" when they're clearly not dead?

[โ€“] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Maybe it's definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

[โ€“] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I guess they don't mind being sent to eternal damnation in hell (lying is a sin)

[โ€“] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How can they say "lol" when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

[โ€“] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's next, reacting with ๐Ÿ‘ is actually totally fine and positive?

[โ€“] madasi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

I mean, that's how I use it. Don't know what you're doing.

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

๐Ÿช‘

IYKYK

Fail to see the difference.

Pirates = DRM laughter

Yo Ho Ho? I guess that's laughing.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.

I use this gif too often because it's so fun.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They animated this? Is it the scene or the whole movie?

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Think it's just this short bit.

[โ€“] obinice@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Skull and bones emoticons are associated with laughter now? Huh? O.o

It reads to me like they're very embarrassed for their friend upon finding out they work at that company, a bit like I'd feel bad for a friend that has to work for Jeff Bezos or McDonalds or such.

[โ€“] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, dying of laughter -> I'm dead -> ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I learned this one because people generally write "I'm dead" along with the emoji. Or at least they used to.

[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They actually sent โ˜ ๏ธ and not ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

It's like the whole discussion here missed the mark, skull emoji is not skull and crossbones

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You could fix it in your description

[โ€“] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Ifera@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG /s