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Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?

I assosiate them with pirates.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its laughing so hard you died.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its laughing so hard you died.

You dead.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

That's so funny. It killed me.

I'm literally dead

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like how people say 'im dead' when something is funny

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Really, how can they say "I'm dead" when they're clearly not dead?

[โ€“] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I guess they don't mind being sent to eternal damnation in hell (lying is a sin)

[โ€“] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

[โ€“] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How can they say "lol" when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿช‘

IYKYK

[โ€“] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's next, reacting with ๐Ÿ‘ is actually totally fine and positive?

[โ€“] madasi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, that's how I use it. Don't know what you're doing.

[โ€“] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I associate these comments with kids.

[โ€“] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Fail to see the difference.

Pirates = DRM laughter

Yo Ho Ho? I guess that's laughing.