pancakes

accelerate the velocity of development

Honestly I believe them. Because velocity is a vector, development going directly backwards at an accelerating rate is in line with what they said.

Clearly enough to post about how little you care lmao

I'm not even American and I can unfortunately assure you that their election will affect you no matter where you live

When I first saw this I realized I had assumed Dr. Pepper (beyond the drink) was a man, but I think for me it was because as a kid I remember commercials with a deep voiced man and my dumb kid brain thought that was the doctor.

Submitted by Tinsae Aregay on October 26th

We accept Tinsae whether they are gay or not.

You can't deadname a brand

I sure can try with Twitter (derogatory)

It's a capyeehawbara

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our memes.

As a kid I went with "douche" which was the style at the time

Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it "Largefoot", or it's taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.

Kids these days can't even read Standard Babylonian 😔