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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you might be a little obsessed over this.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think you're right. I should bring this up at my next counselling session.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 27 points 1 month ago

Is your counselor a vegan? You could use the session to test out some of your memes!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Are you that guy that screams things at me while I'm waiting for my train? Because that's not "counseling".

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

never seen this img so hi res. What else are you hiding, Greg?

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Vegan pets are being denied food?

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How can I tell if my cats are vegan?

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shroedinger’s vegan

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Veganism is a way of living, a philosophy. Hence, cats can't be vegan.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are 3 studies that came out recently that goes against that statement.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure! Could you please link me at least one study that proves that cats can understand and follow a philosophical, ethical, and moral movement like veganism?

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what people mean when they say vegan diet they mean plant-based diet.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

I guess you are mostly emotion-driven, I shouldn't expect any glimpses of logical thinking.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Cats: I'm an obligate carnivore and will giga-cut you.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Careful, you don't want to be labeled 'the vegan catfood guy' Seriously it was difficult to explain to my fiance how I became 'the guy who doesn't know how to flush a toilet'

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I just want to say that I'd absolutely love a dog that is genetically engineered to eat vegan food. Not just be able to survive off it but actually like it. But still retain it's instinct as a guard dog / social hunter.

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is some of the most streissand shit I've ever seen

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Honestly, this is fine. People are having fun again ragging on the rule rather than arguing.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I wanna see someone try to feed a tiger a salad.....

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Post dat shit