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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago

Capitalism won't run itself!

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago

We do a little ~~trolling~~ business

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

This is some Lucky Luke comicbook shit.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Yojimbo coffin maker complaining about the truce because he just bought a bunch of wood vibes.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OtherPetard@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Always a pleasure to find something Belgian somewhere on the web

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He was also allegedly spotted looting a cellphone store in Glushkovo before the Russian army retreated.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Possibly, so many of them look similar with that dead eye, no chin look.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

That store was full of military intelligence.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

Fleeing is bad for business.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When everyone is rushing to find gold, sell shovels.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but Russia doesn't acknowledge their dead, so they can't even hold funerals for them.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

I don't know man, i can make up a lot of things.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

With every news article, advertisement, post, tweet, always ask: who does this tweet benefit? Who might this be meant to harm? Someone took the time / money to post it ; what do they get from doing so?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It is a well-known fact that the only thing russians hate more than their own lives, are the lives of others.
But this asshole takes it up a little notch. This asshole loves the death of others.

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Life imitates war

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

He looks like he arrived in St. Petersburg by way of the river Shannon. SUS.