hemko

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna need this template :o

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or other smart watch considering it has large blacked out (sleeping) screen.

Weirds me out that she's got the watch in right hand though

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

There will be shit falling down due to it's size, so the deorbit has to be controlled

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Could be either, but I felt it seemed more fitting to Legolas's reply

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"I never thought I'd die side by side with an elf

How about side by side with an friend, you piece of shit?

Ay, I could do that"

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

In the same class as poophole loophole

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No I mean they're 1 very low down and 2 different height lol

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

People can't change their skin color when going to swim, but they can choose the color of their swim suits.

Creating a guide to show which color people are easiest to save from drowning doesn't make any sense for anything but analytical reasons

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's happening with her ribs o.O

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

It's not ethnic cleansing if you're US ally, merely self-defense

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
{
  "act1": {
    "position": "reverse cowgirl"
    "etc...": {}
  }
}

Not sure what you expected

Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/

 
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