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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.

Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Using KolMafia for configurable automation and tons of other helpful scripts and the wiki to look stuff up helps tremendously! If I had to go without either, I'd probably burn out pretty fast too lol

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?

Cause if it's slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it's in my free time... Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let's just call it "Special Projects Manager"...

[–] TheBigBrother@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (12 children)
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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

[–] borrina@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago

I’m a nanny! πŸ˜„

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Professional click hero

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

[–] AdNecrias 2 points 5 months ago

You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

[–] Unlearned9545@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

either driver or student.

Professional Factory Idle eSports

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Dogsitter, probably, since I work from home and thus "sit" my own dog all the time

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Code talker?

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