ClassifiedPancake

Phone + Magsafe Wallet with ID, drivers license and credit card

Keys in a Orbitkey organizer with a multitool, an Airtag and a MagNut to attach my car keys on if needed*

An Alpaka Zip Pouch with an Olight Open Mini pen, more cards, some cash and loads of small, flat stuff like band-aids, a tick remover, a few rounds of flattened duct tape and so on

*The little magnet is a bit annoying because it attaches to all kinds of stuff that it should not. I’m going to get something that attaches without magnets

Generation Tamagotchi

Mojito. Because I like it and I am a creature of habit.

Yeet a person at this person from a trebuchet!

Imagine using this for execution

Melendez - Fuck you all

That’s true but I wanted to point out that keeping a pet healthy is something you should do because it’s your obligation as a pet owner and human with empathy, not because you personally enjoy its company.

Animals are not a hobby

Coffee is either a social thing for me or part of a nice sunday breakfast with quality beans, a hand grinder and V60 filter. I don't believe it gives me actual energy, I prefer better sleep for that.

In other situations I drink tea. I always love browsing tea shops on holiday trips and get some for me or as gifts. There is a limitless variety of tea available. Something for everyone.

Because financial issues only keep the plot from moving forward.

The WD TV Media Player was pure garbage.

Also hated the Macbook Pro with the Butterfly Keyboard.

And probably a lot of smaller tech that I forgot about.