Fucking castles, duh
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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Trebuchets, which btw are far superior to catapults.
I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.
This has never been forbidden.
Magic of course.
Syphilis
Trump already brought that one back.
Inns, especially if they've got an enormous pot of perpetual stew, and people are giving out quests.
There was perpetual stew?
Still is, according to legend
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None of you dumb fuckers has any idea what "medieval" means.
Iβve been to Medieval Times I know exactly what it means. Is say we bring back eating big drumsticks in public.
Child labor.
Oh, waitβ¦
Our leaders fighting in the wars they start.
You wanted it... go fucking get it cowards.
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Peasant uprisings, to take down the kings of today.
Medieval peasant uprisings were inevitably put down and the perpetrators brutally massacred, and also their families.
The first successful uprisings weren't until the 1800s.
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.
Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.
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I unplug for a few days and this pops up on my feed. ??????????
Welcome to the internet.
Have a look around.
Bring back duels!
Everybody needs guillotine.. That says something!
I recently got into armored combat so, knights. If we're gonna kill each other, let's at least be civilized!
The stockade is something we desperately need. Some people need to learn how other people see them. Driving 50mph in a living area, stockade. Making a lot of noise at 6 in the morning, believe it or not, stockade. Being a racist cunt, straight to the stockade.
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My non-joke answer is apprenticeship. Kids could actually learn how to do a valuable job rather than graduating from high school with almost no useful skills.
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Landsknecht fashion.
Cloaks would be cool. I know that's more of a fantasy aesthetic than a medieval one but they are cool enough that it shouldn't matter.
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Regicide.
Dueling. I say we use it as an option to reply to a civil lawsuit. Able bodied adults only, no proxies, and if you refuse then you have to do a trial and they can weigh your refusal as evidence against you.
Swords only, no guns.
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