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[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

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can't believe we're getting ads during our ads now smh

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

More pointless

Get the fuck out of here

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.

[–] capital@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

i don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you're old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.

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[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.

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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Do not ask

Continue to ponder.

Ponder the orbs.

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Born to ponder forced to rule

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to ponder the torus instead.

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[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

I put on my robe and my wizard hat

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

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