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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Hey OP, if you're gonna take a pic of my ride, it's common courtesy to censor the license plate.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the bumper, isn't it? I've been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y'know?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 4 months ago

…better now?

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[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 months ago

it would ruin the tour

[–] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

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[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

try tums or Alka Seltzer

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 4 months ago

might wanna get your prostate checked out by a doctor

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are... white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a "Only god can judge me" tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

[–] DannyMac@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Juggalos and juggalettes?

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[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago
[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

I love it. I’d definitely honk.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I believe exactly one of those statements.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don't manage.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sadly I can say this is not the first time I've seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.

[–] thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year

[–] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

It's not that sad. I feel like that's a pretty general consensus.

I am pro banging local milves

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Sorry, you said "worse" whem you meant "better". Obvious bot account!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago

Look, don't do any kids, no matter what drugs they're on!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 months ago
[–] Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Pure Michigan

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Jesus Chrysler that's a crazy Christ

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Underwear only slows down the fisting

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Or he's wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

So many green flags.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

wordington driver

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