Delphia

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Google "Knee sleeves" literally designed for the purpose.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

A local zoo has a "taxidermy department" and noteworthy animals are preserved or skinned and the skins sold to friends of the zoo.

Its kept very secret because it would be publicly unpopular. A friends dad has a mountain lion skin because he is a contractor who does a lot of work for the zoo and did a few jobs for them that NEEDED to be done basically for cost when they were suffering some financial troubles. They gave him the pelt as a Xmas present.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Why would I want people from a less privileged country coming here and stealing our jobs, putting a burden on our healthcare system and making housing even more expensive?

Congratulations America, you're now the english language Mexico... with worse Tacos.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Wedge Antilies.

"Yub Yub Comander."

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

When I was a teen I always wanted to get my hands on a machine that makes subtitles on tapes or however TF it was done in the 90s and make my own version where R2 is just absolutely foul mouthed and abusive the whole time.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

Because given what I know about how Native Americans were treated his thoughts were "Well, dont want to rape that..."

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I generally go with "so I guess I'll just go fuck myself" or "then she woke up talking bout pressing charges so I pulled my dick out her ass and left"

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because when its good, and I mean everything is correct... its fucking amazing.

Last time I got Kentucky it was all perfect. The bun was fresh, the lettuce was fresh, just the right amount of mayo, the chicken was hot and crunchy. The chips were hot, fresh and had just too much enough salt and the pepsi was just a shade away from being frozen. It was the best chicken burger I've had in recent memory.

Now, this was an isolated incident. Normally I wind up slightly disappointed in something. But when its right...

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Its also necessary. Americans made this shitstorm of a litigious society themselves.

They paid for their insurance, why wouldnt they use it and protect themselves?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I have never once seen a pay scale that has seperate grades for women. The "women make less" statistic is weighted by women taking time off to raise children, that they are more likely to be primary caregivers and less able to do overtime and so on. (Which yes does figure into the problem)

That isnt to say that in jobs where staff can negotiate their own salary or recieve offers there IS DEFINITELY a problem with women recieving lower offers. Also being offered less chances for advancement, etc. But there isnt a company that would ever have the balls to deliberately put a lower pay scale for women on paper these days.

 

For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

 

They risk our infrastructure and they steal or extort billions. I wouldnt feel bad if I read "Scam phone center destroyed in mystery explosion"

 

My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

 
 

In what ways are you absolutely the stereotype?

 

Just to be well and truly fuckin clear. I am not now nor have I ever been nor will I ever be contemplating shagging a family member.

 

Im doing a custom case with a Jonsbo Vr1 I picked up super cheap. Im after the screws for the glass sides specifically but if anyone in Australia has one Id be interested in picking up a whole case.

 

I know the Mariah Carey song is hated because its overused, but its also objectively a well produced piece of pop music.

My favorite though is O Holy Night. Performed well I want to stop and listen to it. It moves me, and I dont give enough of a fuck about religion to call myself an athiest.

 

Seriously, I love this series so much. The Audiobooks are amazing.

 
 

The managers offices have windows that look out onto the main floor, I'm a training officer and sometime supervisor so although I look in the windows before I go in I'm generally "read in" on anything going on so If the doors closed I dont pay it much mind unless the boss is having a closed door with a staff member.

I went to walk in the door and got it half open before the facility manager bodily slams it closed. He looks out the window and sees its me, and says "Learn to knock!" gives me some paperwork to chase up.

3 minutes later I come back with paperwork, he is sitting there back to the window... with his coffee. I made eye contact with the other supervisors and went full cheshire cat. I waited till he lifted his cup and I closed fist pounded on that door like I had a fucking warrant.

He came about 3 inches out of his chair and wore the whole cup.

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