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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

that's not what jones used it for?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.