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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 102 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s all peaceful on the Polish-Chinese border

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The border is respected and the food is excellent. Come on down! We made peanut chicken piroshkis!

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

You are welcome, new neighbor.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 4 months ago

The Free City of ~~Danzig~~ Harbin

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That legitimately sounds delicious. Somebody needs to open a Polish-Chinese fusion restaurant

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Shrine to Our Lady of Czestochowa outside, carved out of salt! So excited!

[–] JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 months ago

Poland wins the sneak attack award for the 21st century.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

We've had one Poland, yes....

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

They took over russia and nobody noticed.

Noice!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Happy Cake Day, fellow future Pole

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

I'm not totally sure why Hungary is with a different colour but at this point it could as well be just red (see legend).

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

If it wasn't for the Nukes, I'd bet Poland and Ukraine could've linked up in Moscow back in 2022.

[–] eggymachus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] SilentFury@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Poetry in imagery

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 4 months ago

I just think it's hilarious that this comment is "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" with emojis

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 4 months ago

God damn it Poland 2, leave Ukraine alone.

[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is a comment for Poles only. Do not try to translate this old poem that’s dated back to 1960s

Jak powiedział stary góral

Polska będzie stąd po Ural

Za Uralem będą Chiny

Was nie będzie skurwysyny

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

A man can dream

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The only problem I have with Poland wrecking Russia is how are we going to stop them when they reach Alaska???

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's the neat part, you don't!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

USS Enterprise

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Finally, someon brings democracy and basic human rights to Alaska. Why would you want to stop them?

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just nuke Alaska, threat contained

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"You forgot Poland"

- Dubya, 2004

Truly a visionary

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Glory to the USSP!!

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Surprise Anschluss

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Just claiming "rightful terretory"

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

What is the meme here? At what should we look?

What?

Edit: google maps has the same borders, so the map is correctn't

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't know how you can mis it. Poland is obviously invading Ukraine.

[–] Saganaki@lemmy.one 12 points 4 months ago

No no. Helping Ukraine with a simple encirclement operation.

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where it should say Russia.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

No no, it definitely should say Poland. "But wait, where's Russia?", you ask. To which I say: you're right, today is a beautiful day.

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah, now i see it lol

They did the funni quickly

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Took me a moment too, look east of Ukraine. Poland did a big sneak.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Look at the DN

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Google maps shows two Polands?