this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] doingless@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not even once. Not even from this post.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago

Close the thread

[–] KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Now you are hard

[–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 17 points 8 months ago

No fightin’

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No. Why the hell would it?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Not gonna lie - because of the hips.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

¡Shakira shakira!

¿como te llama? bonita. mi casa, su casa

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea, and also "shine bright like a diamond "

[–] stjobe@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

What a funny way to spell "shine on you crazy diamond" 😉

[–] slappy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago

As a lesbian, I also agree that she makes me want to speak Spanish.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 12 points 8 months ago

no but it'll start doing that now

[–] mystik@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Now this is funny

[–] Psiczar@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

I know people who have called their kid Shakira, and there is no way you can say that name only once.

“Get here this instant, Shakira, Shakira”

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We're no strangers to love

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Wii Shop Bling

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

then i start singing I'm on tonight sounding like Kermit the frog

[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

This video lives rent free in my head

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I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LxbBULX0Aw0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

on a weekly basis

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 8 months ago

Mine is when i'm stuck with a problem, my brain yell at me to "try everything".

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 8 months ago

Ooh baby when you talk like that

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

🎶 Boooot, dee-boot dee boooot, dee-boot dee booooot 🎶

[–] jobby@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

I detest her.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

Not since 2009 or so

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

Synapse don't lie.