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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 185 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Cool. Let's see the legislature's browser histories.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone involved in pushing this law should be barred from working in government, and fined for wasting our time.

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 10 points 9 months ago

Just let them pass it then search their browser history. You know the only reason they're so concerned about it is they're ball's deep into it.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (21 children)
[–] quirzle@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Those poor, lonely Alaskans.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I'm in Wyoming. There's only ten of us here. The goth search was mine. The rest didn't bother with PornHub after I explained that "bear sex" wasn't going to give them the result they were expecting.

Idaho's "dildo ride" absolutely tracks. I have been wearing a Bad Dragon cap for weeks (it's an amazing hat) and it was a ~50 year old woman on the Idaho side of the mountain who recognized the logo.

EDIT: I am not joking. The caps are sick.

https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lmao.

Sex dick.

Also, damn Arkansas. You nasty.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nudist for Oregon and Sensual Sex for Washington make the PNW seem so wholesome and well adjusted. I wonder what BC is.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wish I didn't live in my COMMUNIST blue state where I can freely watch porn, read books, receive healthcare, feed hungry kids, breath clean air, turn around in driveways without getting shot and an abortion if I or my 10 year old daughter gets RAPED! I would MUCH rather live in a Red State where it's only legal to shoot homeless people, go to church and breath fumes from the coal plant next door unless it gets too cold and I freeze to death!

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] ours@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Small enough to sneak into people's private lives.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Funny how they paint the Muslim theocracy as the devil and proceed to do exactly the same without any of them batting an eye

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let's take bets on who's getting caught first! Drag queens or some god-fearing dude??

[–] Alto@kbin.social 23 points 9 months ago

Don't pretend for a second itll actually be enforced against the in group

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Taking bets on how long it takes (not if, but when) this man is hacked and found to be absorbed in the exact thing he's trying to ban.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Taking bets now!

I'll start.

80pb porn collection

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

This guy is nuttier than squirrel shit. Total christofascist.

https://x.com/DustyDeevers/status/1734792445789884779?s=20

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

I mean they are gonna be free to kill homeless people. That's gotta count for something.

Also, wonder how this will impact the incest porn scene.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

This is like... Middle East religion police stuff.

[–] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The bill, set to be introduced next month by state Sen. Dusty Deevers (R-Elgin), would prohibit consuming or producing sexual content that “lacks serious literary, artistic, educational, political, or scientific purposes or value” in any medium.

Ok then, every piece of sexual content I produce or consume is in political protest of this specific bill. That should hold up in court. Bust one for Dusty!

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

would prohibit consuming or producing sexual content that “lacks serious literary, artistic, educational, political, or scientific purposes or value” in any medium.

So you get get around it with a whiteboard in the background that has a math equation on it. Kinda like you can get around the swimsuit ban on twitch if you have an inflatable pool with water in it in the background.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Maybe someone over there is watching porn for the story and is simply trying to ban porn without it. And I agree, I can't take it seriously if I don't understand my stepmoms motivation and background.

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[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 27 points 9 months ago (12 children)

What is wrong with Americans?

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[–] rusticus@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

This is in response to all male Republicans feeling terribly inadequate after seeing Hunter Biden's hog (thank you MTG!). I'm sure they all think the only way to please a woman is to have a large unit. lol.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Both of those are constitutionally illegal.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let's ask the Supreme Court what do they think.

...

They're on a private plane with a billionaire. Will get back to us later.

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[–] books@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God I lm glad I live in a blue state.

Backwardass motherfuckers.

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what do you think? How many of the politicians pushing for this are sexting with children?

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Land of the free, home of the American Taliban

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We really need a law where any politician who wants to vote to ban something has to first disclose their own relevant actions.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 9 months ago

Or maybe just enforce the Constitution.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

I love watching our clueless citizens just allow this descent into fascism. Who knew it would be as simple as just not teaching kids what the word means.

[–] TK420@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Proof once again these delusional religious people need to fuck off.

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 20 points 9 months ago

There’s no way that dude is not railing twinks every weekend.

I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, but his doubtless moral hypocrisy is rustling like a loud chip bag in the movies.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i dont understand how things like this can even be pushed to begin with.

It's like banning a word because it makes you think of things that are somewhat unpleasant.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

United States in 2024:

Sexting outside of wedlock: Felony

The word moist: Right to jail.

Murdering homeless people on a whim: Encouraged.

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[–] mob@sopuli.xyz 19 points 9 months ago (17 children)

he bill, set to be introduced next month by state Sen. Dusty Deevers (R-Elgin), would prohibit consuming or producing sexual content that “lacks serious literary, artistic, educational, political, or scientific purposes or value” in any medium.

Deevers, a Baptist pastor who was elected last year to represent a rural district that includes the tiny cities of Comanche (population under 1,400) and Elgin (about 3,700),

So some backwater representative is proposing something that will never go anywhere. I bet stupid bills like this are proposed weekly.

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[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sweet making it illegal just makes it even more enticing!

Anyone in OK down for some illegal sexting? 😏

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The punishment if caught will be a spanking

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They really want a christian theocracy. In 2024. Completely crazy.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 9 months ago

Yallqaeda everyone.

They cry about Sharia law because they really want Bible law... It's fucking stone age bullshit, it's absolutely insane we're still dealing with this crap.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

But only for the poor and unconnected, naturally.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of course, politicians will still watch porn and continue to cheat on their partners. Just you silly peasants won't be able to watch porn, because of Jesus or something!

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Scariest part to me is the idea they create death panels.. sorry, felony sentencing panels... sorry, defining what is art and culture panels....

“lacks serious literary, artistic, educational, political, or scientific purposes or value”

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 11 points 9 months ago

Make America Gilead Again.

[–] frank@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My two take aways from the article

  1. I need to find a way to invest in VPNs somehow
  2. I need to see what comes up when you search for "sex dick"
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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

Freedom and small government, right?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 9 months ago

No more sex in Oklahoma. It's a dry nethers state.

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