ChonkyOwlbear

Sports bra season, closely followed by yoga pants season.

I used a convection toaster oven in the kitchen.

That fried the circuits of 1/3 of the house. Some amateur electrician tied in several new circuits into the same kitchen breaker. They used undergauged wire on top of it.

Cost us $6k to fix and that was a hell of a deal from some Covid - unemployed union electricians. They put in 3 breakers where there was one before. The electrician had a hell of a time tracking where all the lines came from. That included a 3ft fireball shooter ng out of the wall because a line was love when it shouldn't have been.

Yes. When they are cops or being hassled by cops. Next question

I just checked and he was a Jedi but eventually fell to the dark side and took over a planet.

There was even a Hutt Jedi

That's one way to stop snoring....

When people complained about the BLM protests blocking traffic, I liked to reply with pictures of MLK leading massive marches down the street.

NewPipe

If you talk to God, that is religion. If God talks back, that is mental illness.

Also in spite of what we learn on TV, matching a bullet to a gun is mostly junk science.

I always knew I was a villain.

One of my favorite examples of the difficulty in idiot-proofing things comes from a national park ranger talking about the difficulty of designing a bear-proof garbage can. He said "There is considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans."