I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Where are the Aussie tomato sauce squeeze packs in this situation?
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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It's an additional 1$ coin to include it
Usually it's about 20c, 30-40c to account for inflation
Lawful evil if you ask me
You see the squeeze packs are great because its not pain like the tear open packs. You squeeze the two half's together and sauce comes out the perforation in the centre. It's great if you want to get a bit of sauce with every bite.
You sauce, then you bite. And repeat.
The only thing evil about it is the plastic (and the blasphemous and unaustralaian additional cost some takeaway joints tend to charge for the privilege of having them... Grrr condiments should be free no matter what.)
…see?
Should we tell them about HSPs?
Ah yes, otherwise known as the Afterbirth, or the AB for short
A mountain of hot chips, kebab/yiros meat and a basically drowned in various sauces.
True Neutral gang
That's funny because I'm a CG on other charts as well.
Also hilarious you couldn't find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?
Plus man... you can generate the image with AI now days... That's said my attempts didn't quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:
Where's mixed with mayo on the chart?
That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good
Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.
Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?
TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.
A new challenger appears
I feel like these alignment jokes are by definition a stretch. There's always a couple good ones, some OK ones, and some terrible ones. The terrible ones ruin the whole thing for me. It would be better to have a reduced set or find another way to present the good ones I think.
True neutral.
Ayee a no ketchup brother
I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we're good.
What a sad life sans ketchup...
Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.
No ketchup. Only chili.
What about if you get a bowl of ketchup and drizzle the fries on top?
My best friends Mexican wife put ketchup on a fucking taco tonight. I am offended. Lmao
Strictly ketchup? TN.
Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.
And NE with garlic sauce if I'm having a Kapsalon
Ketchup is disgusting and doesn't belong on fries.
Mayo is the way.
Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you're having the fries with
The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream
Korea's kfc be like
Wendy's fries and a chocolate frosty
If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.
Nice one.
I've recently learned to use the packets to apply to the fry just before I put it in my mouth. Makes it so there is always the same amount applied to the fry. Pretty nice actually
I've literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that's true chaotic neutral on my part...
Lawful evil
Mayo man
Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.
Pure evil ..... drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries
If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out
Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.
That’s OCD.
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?