After reading this, for some reason, the phrase "cryogenic hellfire" lives rent-free in my brain.
I'm thinking There Is No Planet B by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
Or at least by Big Penis Worm
Sorry mate, Tom couldn't make it, so here we have Bill.
Weather update: it's raining rocks from outer space
Orange? Wait until Dutch football fans hear that. Would make NL during a Euro Cup or World Cup an absolutely ✨ fabulous ✨place xD
Use chapstick
How I get around that: Wait until my girl uses hers, then kiss her.
It's a bit of a running meme between us.
Wonder what that'd look like to a layman. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... Awesome? Beastly? Crushing? Deafening? Ear-shattering? Fuck that's loud?
Relevant xkcd about these xkcd's:
If we're going to assume the copyright of the body would rest with the first Homo Sapiens, that was tens of thousands of years ago, so even under Jamaican copyright (life of the author + 95 years), that'd be public domain.
Plagiarise away!
Mok
Awh.
~ brought to you by the Ornithologists & Car Enthusiasts United.
TRANSCRIPT:
Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]
This.
Fun thing I bumped into a few weeks ago: the guy who's credited with inventing LSD tried a bit to see how it worked and how it felt. But he had no idea just how ridiculously potent LSD is. I forgot the exact numbers, but I do recall the ballpark. So he had a Fermi-estimated 100 μg while he only needed like 10 μg for a good time, so not only did he have the first known LSD trip, he had the first known bad trip.