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[–] illumrial@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I'm not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Great way of making a permanent investment

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Permanent investment into future health issues.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Goldschläger is so much cheaper

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Literally, a shit post.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The h' and l' below are making me dizzy

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's mostly the top of the i' touching the end of the h' that makes me gasp for air

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Rare vertical keming

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago
[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Well, I've seen people sell farts in jars, so... at least this is real gold 🤷.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Makes my dookie twinkle

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The gold was inside of us all along

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don't waste, recycle