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Pretty sure that Dimetrodon has a mustache so it must have been a very silly time in paleontology.

I know they're not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

Magna tiles are still in! My kids love them.

A miserable little pile of secrets

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

I tried this and it doesn't work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I'm guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn't spend a bunch of money on shit.

I love this real life Space Dandy reference

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Defensive scowling has helped save my life against gigantic SUVs on more than one occasion. Did you know that road monsters cannot legally pulp you without your consent?

It's about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!

Goblin mode isn't appreciated enough.