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[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 151 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:

  • The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states can't ban abortions

  • there were the Rodney King riots

  • Billl Cosby won a kids choice award,

  • Jeffrey Dahmer was found sane and guilty of murder

  • John Gotti convicted of murder

  • Goosebumps by R.L. Stine is first published

  • Cartoon Network goes on air

  • Sinéad O'Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on SNL

  • Rage Against the Machine releases their first album

  • Disney's Aladdin is released and makes a fuck load of money

  • Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter is born

  • Russian Federation is formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter is born

She has a song out called "Used to be Young". She was born in the 90s and has a song out about not being young and crazy any more. WT-actual-F

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Everyone over the age of 20 thinks they're old now.

Everyone older than them responds with some variation of, "Just you wait!"

Always been this way.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She's 31. Which isn't that old but older than the "young and crazy" phase I suppose

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago

Billl Cosby won a kids choice award

What else could be there? An R Kelly CD?

https://youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?t=35

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I was born this year!

Did you use a specific website to gather all this info?

I remember someone mentioned a link to watch interesting stuff from the past here on Lemmy 🤔

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 99 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.

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[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.

The school was bulldozed.

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago

It's the gift that won't stop giving: asbestos.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 25 points 10 months ago (10 children)

@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 19 years

[–] remindme@mstdn.social 15 points 10 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Dec 18, 2042 at 6:31 AM PST.

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The remind bot will remind you in December but it will be opened in April!

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why you already know what's in it

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[–] bonnetbee@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You know what to do: drink water, eat healthy, lift weights, go swimming, quit social media, quit your stressfull job and find the little things that make you happy, you don't need much.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just remember not to die smh

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You fucking monster! Just put me to death.

[–] leaveWitX@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The only thing I worry about is the living conditions of middle-aged and elderly people, although I think too much about it now

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I'll be 65, so I hope I'll still be around.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Ah, a fellow Gen Xer! Whatever.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought the damn meme said 2024 until I read this comment and thought you were 64 rn. 🤣

I'm bummed now. Got all excited it was gonna open next year. Gotta wait until I'm 57.

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Looks like slime

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GenZ here, I'm alive basically out of spite of not wanting to let the world kill me.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

GenX here, I have no idea what's going on with any of this.

[–] Sirico@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gen2 here I'm still compiling it

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[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I still think about this capsule every few months. I remember when they sealed it. Items include a game boy and a cassette tape of music.

[–] Toes@ani.social 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The lost season 4 script for the Last Airbender. We get to find out that Toph's kid is Sokkas

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm still mad about how dirty they did Suki in TLoK. Not even a fucking offhanded mention.

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[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Some guy 13 years before ATLA was aired

"Did you know Toph and Sokka hooked up?"

"...wut?"

"Yeah, after the fire lord is defeated and everything returns to normal, Toph admits to Sokka that she's wanted him ever since the bull moose event in book 3."

"WUT"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not true I'm fattening myself up so my cat can eat me

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Might as well stick around for the time capsule opening at this point, then let your cat chow down.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nickelodeon studios is gone. It's a blue man show now.

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[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Oops, all slime!

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 10 months ago

the camera being included is the best bit

[–] cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
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