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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 195 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"it's a big company with lots of games in its store. But that's not important right now."

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"And Leon's getting larger!"

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~Joey~~ Jessica, you like movies about gladiators?

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thisbenzingring, you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, I know you! You're Kareem Anonymouse Jabbar! You post comments on lemmy!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

It’s an online storefront that sells video games, but that’s not important right now.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 131 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh so now it's the forbidden fumes. That's even more tempting

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I honestly never even wanted a steam deck....but now I kinda do just to huff the fucker.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Yo, I got a deal on Switch cartridges. Hit me up.

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[–] frizop@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Is this your tide pod moment?

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 84 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Steam Deck owners to Valve: No.

As a Steam Deck owner, I find the whole exhaust air thing hilarious because it smells like nothing but warm air to me. But others seem to have drastically different descriptions of it.

[–] FreeBooteR69@kbin.social 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mine didn't have a smell, but don't know how long that lasts, so maybe i was too late for the new deck smell.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bet you checked that spilling twice huh

[–] aodhsishaj@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Overflowing with spilling checks?

[–] chameleon@kbin.social 82 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Aww, okay. I'll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then...

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Those are coated in bitterant and taste terrible

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn't taste it right away so I didn't immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.

I fell for a trap set for children and pets.

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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

Don’t sniff your deck hole

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 9 months ago

My forefathers used canaries. Make a bird smell your Steam Deck vent.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 9 months ago

I'll steal/adapt a weird argument about eating animals:

If Valve didn't want people sniffing Steam Deck fumes, they wouldn't have made them smell so good.

Gaben spoke, and people listened.

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] Acters@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

i dont understand why but the smell of fresh electronics and cars is soo good. I read somewhere that its the glue off gassing and could cause a mild high and at high enough concentrations or time lenght brain damage. yay

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These people are why Nintendo have to coat their Switch games with a foul tasting substance.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 10 points 9 months ago

Well, that was specifically for the young kids of these people, but yeah.

[–] FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Who would have thought that maybe sniffing fumes out of anywhere could be a bad idea

[–] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have an old early 2000s mp3 player that still to this day has an inexplicable sweet orange/citrus scent that emanates from the audio jacks, even when not in use.

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 30 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't tell me what to do!

For real though, it smells nice so it's probably pretty toxic. For some reason everything that smells or tastes good but isn't food ends up being toxic as fuck. Like lead and plutonium. I've heard lead is sweet (I was smart enough not to eat the wall candy growing up), and plutonium apparently tastes like sour candy. The deck is probably shitting out super fenta-cancaids fumes that're gonna shrivel our sex bits but it doesn't matter because it smells divine.

Damn you Gaben with your super fenta-cancaids!

[–] Soap10116@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

It's probably off gassing aromatics from the molded plastics parts. Anything aromatic (in an organic chem context) is possibly carcinogenic. Past that its semi-volatile phthalates and other possible additives and light volatiles that may be off gassing especially from the unit's heat generation/dissipation.

Offgassing testing is common (think new car smell...Yeah unfortunately that's carcinogenic too, but we're testing for stuff now). I'm pretty surprised they didn't either invest in the right types of plastics that wouldn't have potentially toxic emissions...unless they did and didn't care until someone noticed and spread the word.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

no it's not toxic, they have regulation for that, even valve said the the fumes aren't toxic, put they aren't going to say that people can smell it because some dumbass gonna burn their nose lol

[–] perviouslyiner@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

everything that smells good but isn’t food ends up being toxic as fuck

Wondering if this applies to the edges of laser-cut plywood...

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

Probably, since wood dust and wood smoke are both carcinogenic.

I still like smelling wood smoke though.

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Bro is that why they named the candy warheads?

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I bet it smells like burnt plastic and carcinogens

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[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

I tried too hard not to take this headline literally

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

If they didn’t want me to sniff the vent fumes, they shouldn’t have pointed the vent nearly at my face.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay, this is a pretty funny article.

Valve’s response had the same vibes of a school teacher telling kids kindly (but firmly) to stop eating paste.

lmao

[–] jadedwench@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?

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[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They really wrote a whole ass article about a single screenshot.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Well now I'm gonna do it lol

Gotta see what all the fuss is about.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I DO WHAT I WANT!

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is it possible it could be producing ozone and that it is reacting with the plastic? Ozone is not good to smell.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Electronics release all sorts of non-cool chemicals... plastic related, and flame retardants.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

flame removedants

That’s actually really funny.

This is not a helpful feature.

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