I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.
Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.
I'll send you a pamphlet.
Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.
Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.
Only 3 users? Don't you count us lurkers out, we're here too. We're always here... always.
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I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that's going to end next year.
Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?
It won't be November anymore, so what's the point?
What happens next year?
You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.
My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a "learning coach" which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.
Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.
I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.
You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.
I wish you both success.
You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.
Thanks, I really appreciate it. Have a good holidays!
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I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.
I'm here too, as well as VikingHippie
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So that's your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I'll try that next time
Impossible, i've tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story
Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like "many nuts, one book"
There's a 50k word novel that doesn't use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.
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whats with the book writing thing? First I'm hearing about it.
New Novel November
(November is National Novel Writing month in which you're encouraged to write a 50k+ word novel)
I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.
If college taught me anything, it's that I can write thousands of words per night. Typically fastest in the wee hours of the morning.
None of these words are good, mind you, but they are in fact words.
If you can make time for 1,700 words a day starting on the 1st then by the end of the month you've exceeded 50k
Making time and having energy for 1,700 words a day on top of daily life activities and working a job is the trick.
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I’ve done it. You’re not supposed to come up with a finished product in 30 days (although some people do). Mine was a first draft of roughly 55k words.
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Nobody said it had to be a good novel.
!nanowrimo@literature.cafe
(Sadly not very active of a community yet)
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its called NaNoWriMo
Does anyone actually do any those challenges? I always thought it was a joke.
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Didn't know about the novel one, but I already forgone NNN when doctors said it was bullshit.
National Novel Writing Month, often abbreviated NaNoWriMo, is an annual event encouraging people to finally write that novel they've always said they would. The goal is to write 50K words during the month. There are usually meet ups, writing workshops, and other gatherings so participants can encourage each other, share ideas, and generally have fun being part of a thing.
Edit to add: The "nation" is the USA I'm assuming. I'm in the USA and have only heard of it being a US thing. Presumably if you live somewhere else and want to write a book in November, the various online communities would be glad to have you though.
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#NovemberNunnery
I know I know. Not a lot of synonyms that start with N
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Since when do you have to write a 50k novel?
They're talking about National Novel Writing Month (aka NaNoWriMo) which is November.
Also, 50k words is pretty short for a novel. It's more of a novella.
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