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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 91 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you're a firefox user.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Yep, just change your user-agent and they'll flip the switch immediately.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 49 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

[–] LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

We've come full circle.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You monter! Did you know that (something, something, something their emplyer is an asshole who does't pay them well but somehow you're the bad guy here)?

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

How dare you!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You'll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can't be bothered to see a few ads? It's not like ads are harmful or anything!

...hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it... Right after I close this other popup that says I've won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and this online casino one, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one from the local fringe religious group that says I'll go to hell if I poop, and this one that straight up looks like it's trying to download ransomware, and... Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don't forget that.

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."

[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

"Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media."

[–] spaxxor@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

He's 100% Dependent of advertising on YouTube. So his statement is not only biased but completely in favor of his income.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

But then again theft is not theft according to the same small Canadian man.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 15 points 11 months ago

It's only theft if he loses money.

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

And sexual harassment in the workplace is not actually sexual harassment either according to the same man.

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

I've followed Linus off and on from the jump, but I'ma listen to actual security experts over him lol.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 22 points 11 months ago

You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

[–] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

if my boss paid me 2-3x the amount they do now i wouldnt have to steal, this always comes with the idea that art should be class-gated, hate mfers who drop it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you're actually looking at ads, we're all doomed.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo..... As soon as society opinion is ready, and wait till musk will roll out his crazy neuralink, those of us who can't tinker with tech are doomed indeed

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

And the things we find horrifying now will just be normal to the next generation. Remember when we used the term "creepshot"? The youngest adults today don't understand what that is.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

For refusing to stand up and shout "McDonalds" at the smart TV.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago
[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 14 points 11 months ago

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

what about us who ~~pirate~~ share almost everything?

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You will be judged by your peers. So seed often, at least 2:1.

[–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

seeding is caring. and I care a lot :)

[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You've still got some miles left in you, don't give up! Unless they're green, then you're screwed.

[–] TQuid@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Well I mean if my choices are ads or death... Yeah go ahead and flip the switch, I'm done here.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

It's an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Viva la FOSS!!

[–] Mateoto@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

All hail the Google overlord

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
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