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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 11 months ago

Tip: panhandling has more dignity than landlording.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Has that ever happened to anyone, ever, or is it just Lemmies having a leftywank again?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"leftywank" lmao I like it

It's just a shitpost, but it's good to hear that the satire is good enough that lots of people can't tell if it's real

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's that it's a common meme but never happens, so people are confirming that it's just a meme. That doesn't mean it's a good or clever meme. If you constantly joke about pooping in sinks, eventually someone will ask if you actually poop in sinks.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] aidan@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

None of my victims ever paid a tip when I asked them /s

[–] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

God I hope not

Edit: landlords in this thread being envious

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tip in bitcoins mined on his electricity.

[–] hh93@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

you're not paying for you electricity in the US? Here in Germany you pay an expected amount for heating and electricity and then at the end of the year the landlord has to send you a statement telling you how much was used exactly and either pay you back the difference or you have to pay additionally and that usually results in changes in what the expected amount is in the future

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Here in the US sometimes the landlord covers utilities, usually you have to set up your own utilities account. Other times dig a well and build your own power plant v

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That sounds a little complicated. I get the energy bill directly from the energy provider and pay what I owe or set up a direct debit with them.

The Landlord is not involved except for clearing the debt before moving in.

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

in NSW Australia it's even better. you sort your own electricity as a tenant which is fine, but when it comes to water, the landlord pays the fixed fees and tenant pays for usage. except only one bill is issued and it goes to the landlord, who sends a copy of the bill to you with the amount you need to pay.

I think they are looking at tenant billing directly but as of now its this crazy system

[–] hh93@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Depends on the building usually.

I also pay my energy for myself but the heating usually is per building and not per flat so it's not really easy to split up so if you live in a multi-flat apartment at least the heating is usually paid up front by the landlord who includes part of it in your rent

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

As long as he pays for the cost of the GPU depreciation.

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Fuck that door in particular

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

fixed it. where's me tip?

"Work hard, be good to your mother"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago
[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Fuck that noise