Blademax

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 3 points 8 months ago

RIP, Action Jackson...

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 8 points 9 months ago

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher...wait...that's sands... Nevermind...

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 9 points 10 months ago

Auto Dealers : (adds "Market Adjustment" $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices...) "Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!"

/s

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 10 points 10 months ago

The "Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Version of link?

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Go Team Venture!

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

Just empty the fridge and get in. Closed the door. Worked for Indy (Jones).

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 20 points 11 months ago

Can't be any worse than the mess that is Fantastic Beasts series, that's about life of Dumberdore, for some reason.

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Next Snack: Peanuts (2)

Upcoming Snack: Crumbs... (mystery)

Thanks for your contributions! -HR

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

The 'ol "high on magic mushrooms" defense. .... Hope he doesn't plan on representing himself, too.

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