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[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 175 points 1 year ago (3 children)

By all means GOP, please pick a fight with Taylor Swift. 🍿🍿

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone else has said before, Taylor Swift could tweet "Bring me the head of Ron Desantis" and he would be dead in a week.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"won't someone rid me of this meddlesome cunt?"

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 155 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

conservatives once again upset that more people are voting.. because reality has a liberal bias.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yep, if "more people voting" makes you furious then you just might be reaching the level of mustache-twirling cartoon villainy.

Don't want to keep losing elections, conservatives? Adopt better policies. Nominate qualified candidates. And for fuck sake kick out the god damn nazis.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

I would be interested to hear that they officially adopted any policies at all, it seems to be, "elect more of us so there are more of us so we can continue to try to elect more of us" the last person from the right wing I heard try to push a policy while running for office died 5 years ago

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[–] Cerbero@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Not to mention they and their policies are trash.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 155 points 1 year ago (16 children)

He fumed in another all-caps post that "THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

You are goddamn right it is.

I am inevitable.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

What I'm getting out of that is that he hates women.

[–] Sanity_in_Moderation@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I want to believe.....so for now, I will.

Keep kicking ass Margot!

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 139 points 1 year ago (3 children)

GOP for the last 40 years: destroys the climate, job market, economy, education, and healthcare

“Did Taylor Swift do this?”

[–] Zink@programming.dev 47 points 1 year ago

Did I have bad policies?

No. It is the Swifties who are wrong!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Talk about a child prodigy: started ruining everything at -7 years old!

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

"Dammit, Taylor Swift shat my pants again."

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 124 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Being upset that people were encouraged vote is admitting your ideas rely on suppression.

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[–] g0nz0li0@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Taylor Swift is going to come out in the presidential election and she is going to mobilize her fans," Kirk warned his viewers on Wednesday, adding, "And we're going to be like, 'Oh wow, where did all these young, female voters come from?' We better have a plan for that."

Kirk acknowledging a) the party does not attempt to represent young women and b) the current plan is that they hopefully just don't vote.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the current plan is not that "they hopefully just don't vote." The plan is to actively prevent them from voting through various forms of suppression. They're not just sit around waiting to see what happens.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

TBH, actively trying to suppress voters isn't even the worst of it. The next step is making sure that it doesn't even matter if they do.

You know, like they already do. Source: Am in Ohio. There are already public statements from officials that they are trying to dilute/overrule/ignore the results of our vote to legalize abortion and weed. And that's even outside things like gerrymandering.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the whole point of their independent state legislature theory. They argue that the state legislature can simply declare their own election results if they don't like the voters' results and that nobody, not the executive nor the courts, can challenge them. They are literally arguing that we should dismantle democracy altogether and somehow people are still "bOtH sIdEs"-ing.

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[–] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (22 children)

Well, after all it couldn't POSSIBLY their horrific policies, or their proud racism, or thier proud nationalism, or their hate for the LGBTQIA+, or their stance of abortion, or birth control, or wanting to outlaw divorce, or them wanting to leave people starving in the streets.
No, it must be some other thing causing their losses.

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[–] switches@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Kirk continued: "All the Swifties want is swift abortion. That's what they want. It's 100%."

i’m fucking crying how do you say this shit and look yourself in the mirror after

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Am I so out of touch?

No, its the women who are wrong."

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"If all these damn people would stop VOTING we might be able to get some of our 'highly popular' policy through"

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or, now hear me out here, maybe it's just the fact that people have noticed that they overtly hate women and are nuttier than squirrel shit.

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago (18 children)

My conservative neighbor is convinced in a conspiracy theory that TSwifty dating Travis Kelce is a scheme to get people to get the COVID vaccine. I wish I was joking, but he's 100% serious.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why’s he so concerned? Even if true, he could just shake it off, shake it off.

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[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This quote from Posobiec is amazing:

"Republicans still haven't internalized that the Left promotes abortion as a pro-feminism issue. They aren't voting to kill babies, they're voting bc of feminist movies like Barbie and pop stars like Taylor Swift influencing an army of voters," Posobiec wrote.

If they are surprised about the connection between the abortion issue and women's rights... wow. Are they really racking their brains to figure out why "killing babies" is a popular position? How stupid are these people?

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Silly women wanting rights over their own bodies! Who do they think they are?? Men???

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Her music is mid but if she manages to shift the electorate left even a few degrees I’ll be the biggest Swiftie ever. As a 45 year old divorced guy I realize this will be incredibly creepy but it’s worth it.

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh she's absolutely shifted it. Telling people to register to vote, to go vote. She's had an impact.

It's really interesting too. If I remember right, she said in a pandemic era interview that she was told to not go political in country music. She came to realize though she needed to say something -- she was rather disturbed by the far right claiming her as an Aryan goddess or something. A gay friend of hers also encouraged her to use her platform to promote gay rights.

Long story short though, she's realized the importance of speaking out, and her newer songs talk about gender norms and how she's expected to be a wife and all that. She's a really interesting person!

And I'm a 29 year old dude, just accept the Swiftness into your soul

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a 45 year old divorced guy I realize this will be incredibly creepy but it’s worth it.

It wouldn't really be that weird if you became a Swiftie lol. I think a lot of people who aren't already fans of Taylor Swift may be forgetting she's been famous for almost twenty years... Most (but not all) people attending the Eras tour and going to see the concert movie are millennial women in their 30s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swifties#Demographics

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't they know you don't piss off Taylor Swift fans?

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Let's let them find out for themselves. I don't have much of an opinion in regard to Taylor, but this is fun news

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never ~~no~~ know.

Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Taylor Swift turned me into a newt!!

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[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's here in Argentina on a triple full stadium event, she endorsed not to vote for the libertarian world bank puppet with neonazi rhetoric, in the elections to her millions of fans, now swiftties and kpop fan joined forces against the new fascist movement

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[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I'm no Swifty, but I'll take what I can get.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

"THE CHILDLESS, UNMARRIED ABORTION ARMY MOBILIZED BY BARBIE, TAYLOR SWIFT, AND TIKTOK" was "CRUSHING REPUBLICANS AT THE BALLOT BOX."

Oooorrrr this is the first election since the "just balls and strikes, totally not bribed" supreme court dismantled basic privacy protections for half the population of our country.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol. Place the blame anywhere but themselves.

This is the 21st century version of witch burning, and I’m not even kidding. Far-right circles have been screeching about how she’s an actual witch whose concerts are satanic rituals because of some throw-away line she said at a recent concert, and since their movement is ordained by god or whatever of course they could only lose if the witch cursed them.

I wish I was kidding, but that’s really what they’re saying. If this was a small town, they’d be pressing her to death at the next moon.

How is this insanity mainstream? It’s crazy. They’re crazy people.

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[–] lipilee@feddit.nl 25 points 11 months ago

Go against the most popular pop star witha huge and very active fanbase, I'm sure that'll be a winning strategy.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything to not admit they're simply not wanted.

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[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

These assholes are going to get Taylor Swift killed...

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