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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why’s he so concerned? Even if true, he could just shake it off, shake it off.

[–] elucidated_block@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's cause he has a blank space, probably can barely write his name

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He sounds like a nightmare, dressed like a hayseed.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

It's him. Hi. He's the problem, it's him.