And then you get bankrupted by the excorbitant creative cloud license costs.
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Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! πΆπ΅πΆ
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!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com (Does not work for lemmy.world users)
Also: Doesn't GIMP also do the same thing?
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They wanted to DNA test my dog and keep his biometric data on file as part of the terms of the last lease I was looking at.
I uhh, didn't fucking sign. The neofeudalist movement is for real.
This so they can fine you when you leave your dogβs shit on the ground for other people to step in. Iβm here for it. I lived in a place that did not enforce picking up after your animals and it was absolutely disgusting.
They won't send don't do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.
The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you'd think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.
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Yeah, they do that these days to identify who lets their dogs poop around the property and don't pick it up.
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Mandatory "use GIMP: is free and open source" comment
The only problem with GIMP is that is comes with every sensible keyboard shortcut mapped to some random function you use once in a lifetime.
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You don't even need photoshop. Just use the inspect function in your browser and edit the values directly in the HTML. Free and much easier to not fuck up the formatting.
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You wanna live alone? Get gimp.
Nonono, you have to get adobe. You want a home, you have to build it yourself! With your bare hands!
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But if I had a gimp, I wouldn't be alone. π€
Nah, no need for Adobe. Just use https://photopea.com
For whatever reason the nested comments aren't loading but I'd think twice about uploading my bank statements or anything personal to an online photo editor.
GIMP is a good free offline alternative
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They don't check your credit? They checked my credit the last time I rented.
Also you don't need to photoshop when it's easier to edit the html.
Credit doesn't show income. It is just a score with income not factored in.
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correction, and steal Adobe.
Renting is fucked. Some people probably know about this site but just fyi https://ratethelandlord.org/
Lol that place is something else
"Written Review WORST FUCKER AND PROPERTY MANAGER IN NW CALGARY. SHE IS A WHORE AND ASSHOLE LADY WHO FUCKS TANANT'S SOUL"
... 4 stars.
Nah thatβs just your average landlord
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Meanwhile Adobe: "Hello, I like money!"
Step 1: File articles of incorporation for an LLC. Step 2: Open bank account for your new business. Step 3: Write checks to yourself from said business. Step 4: Tell future landlord that you're "self employed." Step 5: File dissolution of LLC -or- make sure to pay any annual franchise taxes, depending on your state, if you decide to keep it active.
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fraud is pretty rad π
The uber rich are frauding our entire nation so it evens out
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I work in property management and see fake pay stubs/ fake bank statements 4 or 5 times a week. You might be surprised how easy they are to spot.
The bad ones sure. You have no idea how many get by you because they're done professionally.
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You can use the same trick in job applications.
If they didn't check themselves, they didn't really care in the first place.
I'm all in to say that the situation to get an appartement is out of control but isn't that fraud / counterfeit?
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