Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

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Rent requirements in the US are nuts (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by trexman@sh.itjust.works to c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They wanted to DNA test my dog and keep his biometric data on file as part of the terms of the last lease I was looking at.

I uhh, didn't fucking sign. The neofeudalist movement is for real.

[–] Zavasay@lemmy.fmhy.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This so they can fine you when you leave your dog’s shit on the ground for other people to step in. I’m here for it. I lived in a place that did not enforce picking up after your animals and it was absolutely disgusting.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They won't send don't do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.

The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you'd think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, they do that these days to identify who lets their dogs poop around the property and don't pick it up.

[–] s_s@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or...They threaten to do this and just keep your $600

It's really the threat that motivates people, and it's the free $600 non-refundable deposit that motivates the landlords.