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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 75 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

[–] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

🏳️‍⚧️

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Also rings don't make you invisible.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 38 points 8 months ago

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not queries, programs. They have pid

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Shoot, you are ~~right~~ wrong. They are processes.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)

[–] drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 months ago

Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Exactly lol. If it's instant you know you fucked up

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 14 points 8 months ago

ca. 150'000'000'0000 CPU cycles.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request