jumbodumbo

That's how you know it's fake

Use your thinkbox

Magic the gathering is doing WHAT?!?

Have demented sex

I stopped following The Escapist a couple months back when it started reminding me more and more of corporate media. ZP was fun because you could get Yat's unfiltered opinion, rather than the almost undiscernable "good game, 7/10" opinion other game reviewers give. The Escapist shot themselves on the foot on this one, imo.

They're cruising

I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest

Five years later I wake up screaming in the middle of the night after a dream gives me an epiphany

Print it out, wipe your butt with it, scan it, send it back

In his zone

You gotta be fast if you want to have 11 breakfasts before your 11 lunchies

I've said the exact opposite of that. Profit driven business owners aren't concerned about emissions, is what I said.