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[–] FocusFire@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago

You forgot the femboy conversion chamber

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is the layout of the Azovstal complex just a Dwarf Fortress fortress?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tarn Adams is a military employee contracted to simulate accurate constructions of underground bases

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 11 months ago

I believe it, with his casual disregard for structural support in a game about hollowing out a mountain.

[–] muse@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

It just gets more ridiculous the further down you get. Absolutely brilliant.

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I heard there was a tunnel system going from the cum pit all the way to serb*a

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

It's funny now, but the second it shows up on Fox & Friends Sunday Morning...

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

[–] kwomp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No idea what this is supposed to be but lol, good work

[–] nuke@yah.lol 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's a NCD Classic™

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/azovstal-steel-works

Memes regarding the Azovstal steel plant centered on the elaborate tunnel systems beneath it that the Ukrainian army was holding out in despite the Russian's best efforts. This alleged incompetence of the Russian army to navigate and overcoming these tunnels led to subsequent memes that poked fun at President Putin and his army.

[–] kwomp@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice, thank you. NCD though? Non cummunicable disease? Non convergent discourse?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Non-credible defense, a community for war hawk memeing

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think it's in response to the Israeli propaganda video where they showed a render of bunkers under a hospital as "evidence". The rooms included:

  • a Hamas flag room
  • a red barrel room
  • a warhead room
  • random crisscross tunnels

It was like a videogame.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

quality post

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Oh no they discovered the cumpit