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I have done this, and the only thing I regretted is not eating more olives.
Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It's called The Mediterranean Diet.
It tastes like the Mediterranean too!
Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon
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I don't see how this is a shitpost, it's just unironically a great thing to do.
Yeah, they're delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I'm talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
There's a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
41 olives.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY'RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
i'm starting to think that you might like olives
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I'm not falling for this. I think I've read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you've got yourself a meal.
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That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn't normal though.
Even just eating like 5 olives makes things extra smooth down the line >.>
About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.
tempted to post the classic 4chan pickle story
Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
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Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.
Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.
Unrelated : avocado is a berry.
This means olive oil is fruit juice.
olive juice is fruit juice. olive oil comes from crushing the fruit's nuts
Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.
It won't. I'm in my late 30s and olives are still the fucking best thing ever.
I'm 23 now and olives are still hard drugs to me, once I get started I want to eat the entire stash
My mother tells me my uncle would eat nothing but olives for about a year when he was a toddler. He threw a massive fit if they tried to feed him anything else.
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Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï's final moments.
If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won't regret it ;)
I feel heard.
Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch
Please🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Where is Olivehate when I need them??????
I have never in my life seen soo much unequivocally olive positivity. What is this place
Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?
keto friendly
This is actually a normal part of my life but with kalamata
Oh no, I'm not falling for that idea again. I've learned the hard way (multiple times) that I will regret more than about 20 olives in one go. Too much salt for me.
Can confirm, never regret eating olives off the jar.
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