havid_dume

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

For clarification, the Women's Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one's career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like "world title holder" there's an implication that such a world title is like "champion of whatever" and is only held by one person at a time (like a "World Champion(ship title)").

Each of their speeds is constant, but different, and they're walking in different directions.

why is there a salami in his gameboy

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don't donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

It's my understanding that "cheese food" is a technical term similar to "cheese product" but is actually worse than "cheese product".

Wait, it's a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

One of us. One of us.

Some Scandinavian journalists did the same thing last year at the time of the scandal as well.

Fair enough.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too